Got a bucket of Corona
Enough stories to last all night
About the trials and tribulations
Of findin' Mr. Right
Of findin' a good man
[Chorus:]
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
And the cold mistreaters
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
The I love you too soon sayers
If you hear me girls raise your hand
Let's have a toast
Here's to findin' a good man
Blind dates and horror stories
Pushy guys and fast movers
Let's dedicate this girl's night out
To big talkers bad losers
It's so hard findin' a good man
[Chorus:]
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
And the cold mistreaters
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
The I love you too soon sayers
If you hear me girls raise your hand
Let's have a toast
Here's to findin' a good man
Julie I know you want perfection
Angie you wanna listener
Lisa your list is gettin' long
And girls you know me I just want a good kisser
[Chorus:]
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
And the cold mistreaters
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
The I love you too soon sayers
If you hear me girls raise your hand
Let's have a toast
Here's to findin' a good man
